Fucking beautiful women by zodiac sign. A rating of beauties

Чертовски красивые женщины по знаку зодиака. Рейтинг красавиц

Kozerozhka
(The lady is a difficult behavior)

Even if the girl looks like an angel, make no mistake! Inside she has a small metal gear that controls not only the vestibular apparatus but emitted in the case of spikes, making his way gradually to the body, your path will be strewn with thorns , the same thorns she will build the family on schedule has fixed days apartment cleaning, parenting and special circle circled rare days for sex, but in this case, you should not deceive ourselves. Do you like thorns?

Alienation , floating in the air will create the oppressive situation of the regime in the civil war, owner of the cozy nest you to be true, of course you will have your place in the house and you even it will point…

To have a wife Kosaraju deserved, not every, respect, caste, clan, Olympus, and God knows what heights and if you are from a noble family, you do not play dirty plans of capture of Winter Palace by storm, kozerozhka will remain in your memory as a femme fatale. If you still are “pure breed”, kozerozhka think:”it’s a Sin to be discouraged, when there is light other sins.”

So, with sin in half, arranging once a week tantrums to clear my conscience, she slowly becomes yours. In a constant search for problems where there are none, Kozya is an example of sublimirovanny complexes: stiffness, hardness, pragmatism, pride — is an incomplete list of its merits. Consistently holds second place after Skorpionka widow’s pension. The combination of restraint and lust make it kind of unique: in the brain Mazeroski the principle of the Western women it is not necessary to play love relationship, money rules the world and her romance will be an example. A faithful husband is faithful to his income. Brothels and brothel — not the place of occurrence of the noble Mazeroski, she will support them and have an income.

The key word of this lady:”I use” and talking about feelings and love can be just inappropriate. To make Kazu happy is easy, it’s hard to stay happy.

Locate a foothold, it is for that respect: she’s like the snow Queen is not looking for warm places and live in an isolated world of business , a world where beliefs have no value, the world, which does not penetrate the playful wind of romanticism… Forward, through thorns to the stars!

Bliznecy
(here also there were two loneliness)

“Love your enemy” — apparently this mean the famous astrologer Sergey Vronsky, when he argued that a world without women Twins, anyway , that holiday dough without the dough. A lover of the French language and the French will always ask questions that you don’t find the answer, it gives her pleasure, because the man feels guilty. Diverse, her brain is a model of curiosity, a very talkative, the silence scares her, she should be silent, feels the need to fill the void, even if you have nothing to say. She loves to give away the treasures of his intellect. The constellation of the twins is responsible for the hands and speech, and verbal diarrhea turns into sarcasm in an intimate relationship makes this girl is unpredictable , she’ll show them next time!? Favorite position — posture of superiority! Voila!

When she’s in her 30s ( she, like Monica Lewinsky with interest examines all the charm of the genre), sex seems ridiculous and frivolous pastime, spiritual intimacy and money are important, but if a kid than impressed, so why not? To call Marilyn Monroe angel sex was truly unreasonable, because to strip naked every Twin. Exhibitionism is not her thing ,but why not try!

She will never despise a phone call in whatever form may be, however, she always “dressed” to go to the concert, the store, water the flowers, open the door or get the mail. Everything in her life is at first hypertrophied, then exaggerated and subsequently nigrinove, although the loss of a friend makes her interest in sports to get him back. The search for the missing lipstick can end up a Shakespearean tragedy, but another divorce from her husband does not hurt her feelings.

A certain coolness is sometimes treated as higher love, but how would say Lermontov: “Pechorin was two people: one sitting, another standing,” so that the confession of love doesn’t mean that it was said by the same girl . Having fallen in love, it always lies somewhere ahead and past the same thing in friendship, in the end, her best friend is a diamond that, in principle, too bad.

Bliznecy as a salute: to the guys first, and then a Fig! If she says she has a date, it does not mean that it is a love of nature, however it can be easily considered a chronic flirt.

It always surprised facial expression and his eyebrows house would say :” where are all failed? Just yesterday celebrated the New year ,and today I alone find my underwear on the Christmas tree…”

Golden Telicia
( Oh nearing midnight, and Herman all there…)

Most of them were born to Cleopatra and Catherine the Second, masquerading as Housewives. And in truth, Taurus is the neck on astrological body, on this occasion, remember the phrase:”the husband is the head and the wife is the neck”, where you will turn back and head, respectively. It happens that befall the sclera ( the medical terminology is when the neck cannot be rotated), there’s the smell of simple stubbornness: not all … brake, a fixed sign after all… here in this state a man has to open in the quiet woman – Taurus her second bottom and carefully take steps such as buying warm coats or expensive French perfume. To say that she is the enemy of the people — means to underestimate their human quality: and fed and warm, especially if a man of the count Orlov, or with the voice of Caruso, there’s just will melt, and how many in Russia steel graphite Thermal and Zubov after talking with hospitable Alcihol?

Obsessive thoughts about sex, go gently in reality and will live happily , so good ever after …soon the fairy tale affects, Yes, hard to do… experience shows that dissatisfaction with life and a lot of Telica after the first rushes of love showdown over in the kitchen smashing the dishes and smear of the partner on the wall. Here it is in all its glory cleopatrick and intransigence, as the revolution of the 17th year. Using men as a daily toothbrush as sex in nature with complete equanimity and peace of mind , are the men on your nerves, well, no Pussy romantic vzleteli all here, solid and unshakeable, like the Berlin wall, they cause men have a sneaky desire to razvesti this wall to the ground, but if they can not afford such a lump, it is best not to push. Mothers chelovechische hidden under the ox-eyed weary look of farm Oksana , once you understand that wrong now Mirgorod, she finds pleasure in simple simple lesbian games and simple food ( kind of fun) and Radowski understands that the libido should be cherished… Summarizing all the above, the conclusion is the same : want a simple and tender love — come to the barn … with the blacksmith.

Vodoleya
(A daily adventure — the sister of talent) — all is not gold that glitters

“But, if you stick the nose of Ivan Ivanovich to face Ivan Nikiforaki?” or to cross a woman with a fish?, probably such thoughts has led humanity to the genetic engineering of what to say, Vodoleya — brilliant!

Humanist, a fighter for civil rights, freedom and independence, standing on cartons of soap, can hysterically scream about the rights of feminists and lesbians, even though, deep down, with the men she feels more comfortable trying out every position in the Kama Sutra at least once, just for fun! Enjoy the resistance and rebellion. Man of extremes: either do nothing or too much.

Very expressive: clothing style — unpredictable ( e.g. not wearing underwear) in bed is unpredictable, but astrologers still managed to “calculate” :this man knowledge, and therefore all new exciting: new lovers, new trends in fashion, a new religion, but if a partner is quite diverse ( there are among men and purple unicorns ),they can and cling to the marriage, and even purely philosophical, to stay in it. The fact that Vodolaha in the family gives the impression of an outsider.. and in spite of spiritual devotion, Vodoleya-record holder for divorce ( see the info about purple unicorns).

Very original , among the ads, she is the author of such gems:”marry – nothing sexual” or “Sociable, nice girl sell car cement”, “trespassers will…”, sense of humor not to take.

Always ready to help and if you were shit, even sleep with you without asking who you are and where. Someone can say that she restrategize and hysterical – I do not believe she is forgiving, loves to seduce and to repel, as she sees perverts everywhere. One of the best sovetic because , don’t be afraid to repeat — brilliant!

By the age of 40, when the ruling planet Uranus becomes the opposition, the behavior of the opposition, that is, in the language of the Boulevard, comes the sexual revolution and that’s what can happen… fascist coups, together with the theory of a glass of water and rest! She is the embodiment of women of the future, and looking at her you can clearly see yourself in your future, how you there comfortably?

Racine
(Modesty adorns a man, and the silver is not worse than gold)

Speaking honestly, modesty is just a show-and experienced people will immediately understand this. Actually Racinga represents the beaver his hut, the entrance to which no one knows. She literally exudes a mystical eroticism or erotic mysticism that in principle, anyway. Without saying a word, pushing the sufferer back to his hut , she whispers:”You are chosen”, in that hazy subconscious state man gives himself to be mocked , because beaver satisfies herself did not exclusively interested in the trust . Her maternal instinct tells me the boy has lost the gift of speech, it is warm and cozy in the arms of mom. The pose from behind , as one of the American psychologists one of my favorite because Racing modesty does not allow them to show the faces during orgasm. That would surprise rajiha Pamela Anderson, this is a very dubious argument, because to orgasm you have to bring that not everyone can have.

Despite domacnosti can be vague and dreamy: reclining on the couch in lace and curls dreams about a Prince that turns every night into an insatiable monster..affected by the phases of the moon, the full moon is better not to come close. The whole apartment in wax smudges from romantic candles, Buddha statues and Egyptian sarcophagi. East — a delicate matter, she says dressing up in the odalisque.

Smart – infection , write to her heartbreaking novel called” And in the morning they woke up” does not cost anything, but to get into the real network Racinga afraid of love, afraid of any criticism, of failure and deception. If you don’t want to be her sworn enemy — leave comments to the mother-in-law and generally forget about the humor, be smarter and gentler, more tender… and remember, Racine not so much sensitivy how much receptora : someone did her stuff…, so it is necessary thin, but well revenge.

Usually, she’s the blonde ,which are composed jokes: two blondes talk about psychosomatic problems, suitable for young people, the reaction of one of them:” Oh, you guys go, I need cloths!”

Is well able to play on the weaknesses of the partner, squints at the girl. Crying she needed like air, but it never got him alone, if he knows that the man would not hear. Her married life exists solely for the sake of convenience. Racino loves her husband , love lovers, because she possesses psychic powers: always knows what a man wants but also knows what she does not want. Living with this ambivalence gives the impression not of this world, but it’s just an impression…

Vesica
(gold-plated statue of liberty named Venus de Milo)

Soft with dimples scattered throughout the body along with moles in the most unexpected places, Vesica has long been a favorite of kings and not only kings , but also of Bohemia. The paintings of Botticelli, Titian and Rubens eloquently speak for themselves: a portrait of Venus de Milo…no eyebrows sly smile Mona Lisa — this certainly was born under the constellation Libra, because the cunning peculiar to Venus ( the Penitent Magdalene exclude — it refers to repentant Fish)

“Art should belong to the people,”said once, one vulgar little man, and led…,Venus limb breaks off, hands groped, but beauty must be admired at a distance… beauty is a terrible force! For centuries the people using the right wants to have strong, well, do not want bad..beauty is, first of all — expensive!

Logic and the law akselerat conscious of this beauty, but the passion did not happen. It will follow the conviction of tradition that I have to marry a virgin, and there Trin-grass. Pink dreams moving in the gray days and conjugal duty,like a dull platitude begins to get under her skin. She hates vulgar scenery, and what a man is to pretend to be a patron of art and the Apollo Belvedere? Yeah, Recami not born Shikami be…

She, the aesthete, give cakes directly to bed, however, she will fall into a philosophical state of mind: “I think I love you, open your eyes — no, not you…” Thus distracting from sexual intercourse, as from a nightmare that is always with you, it helps his fine nature to live in a dream world, changing partners as gloves, going from one to the other — the main thing is to love and be loved. The endless soap Opera “Swan lake” with the dying Swan for Anna Pavlova in the bargain.

Every time the ending phase of love comes to an end and the happy end American hopes for a healthy, eye pleasing sexual episode, Vesica breaks off and begins to dynamite. A compromise here and does not smell, but an alibi is rife. It turns out that her lack of romance, hurt and cheated by this beauty, but damn sweet! Maybe it’s profound to note:” like a mutually beneficial gift, for example I told him – handkerchiefs, and he told me — the mink coat”, well, how can you deny logic? And her love for harmony? Especially, if the husband got angry, but rich, you better do not argue with him, you can always find in his nature interchangeable quality… and change the toaster in the mixer.

The statue of liberty despite the softness (the phrase causes an interesting erotic associations) sometimes can firmly stand

for justice, equality and freedom — too bad, as long as the waist was not too high and patch pockets not much stood out.

Skorpionsha
(I met you and all…)

Skorpionka, perhaps only the autumn sign in sex , not giving a misfire. As a responsible person, she has a vision for the work of the genitals and I am sure that all that is done , all the best and good health. In the team and on-street Skorpionka gives a penetrating , unblinking gaze, as well as emphasizing strict in clothing, favorite color is black, favorite insect — the Black widow. It rightfully belongs to black belt in the karma Sutra.

She’s terse, she’s hammered and measured and does not provide for objections( something similar to speech uttered over the graves of the just dead). Noticing the man , pretending that she is still, low voice asked:” You whose slave will you?”as if implying that she still is interested in your marital status… your fate is already decided, just a tactic of her so Madame Bovary and lady Macbeth in one person. Demagogues , and their friends are impotent call Skorpionka depraved, well, they know better, but she doesn’t care what people think about her, because with hypnosis, knows the innermost thoughts of everyone , it is not surprising that love of neighbor it is not enough.

Almost always likes to deal with smart men because of careerism in her plenty and she is born to command, if smart guy refuses for whatever reason to participate in the device of her career, the punishment will not be slow : access to the body is discontinued. In General, the desire to kill somebody at the Scorpio wakes up often, she successfully sublimates it into creative energy and directs the work or sex.

The Scorpio killer, the frenzied power of love, it is good to outrageous, as well as during and after the ugliness of ugliness. A lover of thrills, over her bed, you can write: “do Not get — kill!” One who dares to sexual intercourse experience holotropic breathing with all the reincarnations, where in the past it turns out that she was a bloodthirsty goddess Kali.Despite the enormous power she is the “Achilles heel” — it is sadomasochists , usually Skorpionka plays the role of statelines , but sometimes she likes to be a slave and beg you for mercy, the policy of carrot and stick, both literally and figuratively make her a cat with hidden claws. Isn’t it tempting to show them the manual Scorpions?

Strelchika
(Beware of Greeks bearing gifts)

The dream of a romantic and a pervert! Many see sex( brothers — monkey, too), as entertainment. Getting acquainted with a cheerful Strielciai, the man drooling desire ,begins to think that he had found his ideal. In a sense — Yes!

Sex for her — a way to experience the fullness of being, it extracts from it the maximum pleasure “Finally!”, rejoice your soul. Full of enthusiasm and imagination, she will sing you the ode immediately in bed or on the back of the car and be convinced that you dreamed all his life. The pedestal will be built immediately and she will personally hoist you there… Oh, rapture! This woman, like champagne, has the nose , and in the most benevolent, slightly dizzy, do not forget that you are still on the pedestal…

Astrologers are also experiencing the hype about the archers, the fact that this sign is somehow inexplicably linked with spirituality, and astrological the human body is located just below the waist, tying this part of the body with spirituality astrologers see a direct correlation: the more …the higher the spiritual, such are the paradoxes of astrology…

But back to reality: Strelitzia aerodynamic and feelings erode with the champagne fast enough. “Ah, why this night was so short, not hurt the chest, not moaning b soul.” Romantic and passionate, she is honest in their actions, disappointed in you, she will try to throw you off the pedestal, after telling them the objective causes of your downfall in her eyes. Extreme… but good for yourselves.

She is restless, but there are so many interesting things: the source of joy — people and the more , the better. Perhaps someone does not like crowds, but Strelsau it does not bother even marrying her temper or fright you must know that your house will be a thoroughfare for philosophers, musicians, scientists, yard dogs and the homeless, speaking the truth, and the very lady will be at this time in any overseas conference, its credibility is constantly growing, so it will be, in principle, not to you. To your cheating, she will calmly, and to his, too, it is more important than intellectual communication than extramarital Affairs of its creed — the husband should not interfere! So, comrade , get off the pedestal , get off, you say!

Golden Owanka
(I have erected a monument to myself…)

The RAM is responsible for his own “I” on the human body for the head, “one head — good, but with a body better”… Sometimes it seems that Ovence — a head without a body, and sometimes the opposite: a kind of “headless horseman” ( this is in cases where “crazy”) , then it presents a curious spectacle: those who were married to Evenko know how amazing work of the hands, feet and other body parts in the moments of culmination.

They are warriors, in ancient times -these are the hysteroid Amazon kill the poor men after a gang rape. History paints a bloody picture, but the progressive part of mankind (they consider themselves to be men) still survived, and bloodthirsty Amazons scattered around the world, are now waging a war alone.

The arrogance and non-linear straightness — face Evenki( do not think that it is scary as doors) sometimes their faces are very distinctive, and integrity. She did not watch football, but the principle of sex with a man to prove that she was free of the modern woman. Principles she has full head… by the way ask at your leisure. In a calm state it’s Professor Dowell’s head, without which it can not do any one conference or parliamentary Convention, but most of Ovenat in show business, where they strive to show not only his great head into a hat ( Alla), but other parts of the divine body.

To say that Ovence sexy means nothing to say, it’s fascinating and there are all the attractions of the male body, enthusiasm is a hallmark of these in the intima, so that the man even and strain it is not much necessary, but it is only at first… sensing that you read it, it will stand in “the pose”.

“If you love me — then it’s love if not me — dislike” — the axiom of Ovence.

In a fit of love she can cry:”a Horse! My Kingdom for a horse!”and if you’re not a horse, I can only sympathize, she will abandon you and will be for many years to live in the proud anticipation of an Arab horse, but in General it’s ladies of the Royal court, even those habits… after spending a rough night in the corridors of the Louvre, she didn’t bat an eye doesn’t admit to you the next morning that it was her — Marquise of the angels and my Lady in one person. Night this woman three-dimensional… and in the daytime can happen: going to touch it, you expect a volcanic-sexual explosions with fading and forgetting who you are ( they have a maiden daughter) , interrogation( sometimes naughty),shiny embezzlement, frivolous infidelity, as a kind of whim and pomicanje you Olenka is the lady of the camellias, which you will never forget…

Goldfish
(the purest delights purest scapular)

The lives of women — Fish like one big sine wave: emotional outbursts during the full moon and the stage of coma in new moon. Lifeless Flounder, lying on the banks of the new moon — the pathetic spectacle ,and the man, seeing her like that, validating saith: all women are cold Fish, slippery and waxy. Brrr… It would be a great mistake to believe men in the word, practice confirms that this is a favorite sign, because except for beer with dried fish God has created a fishing… the most popular form of meditation because Nirvana (state of euphoria) comes with each caught fish. Tales of a Goldfish sometimes come true, especially when the Fish is rich, she will fulfill your every whim, if it periodically to fry (there are among them masochist) instead of three, you can achieve 5 desires.

Love is the opium of the people, it is difficult to understand what all did it — the Fish you found, but her sacrifice is simply illogical… it is true to its principles , which holds a terrible secret. Because it lives in the ocean, and the ocean is irrational logic , like a small island in the ocean is not its credo.

Breathing perfumes and mists Fish periodically emerges from the adventurous native of the Bay to spend the evening with questionable representatives of the stronger sex. Experiencing a lack of communication, she, like Scheherazade is to spread the idea of the tree and believe in the fairy tale that it told.

Master of astrology Pavel Globa, as it is called the Fish a fair slut( he continues viciously attacks his ex-wife Tamara!) In fact, the concept of honor and disgrace merge into the cosmic soul Fish, as the ocean with the Gulf stream, without disturbing each other. The concept of giving and miloserdova generally belong to the category of spirituality, so that the Fish is Holiness itself. She, like the biblical Magdalene, the very first repent , and then rascal you.

Once one Fish was assured that sex is made dirty — people are logical, well, who else? Fish justifies one and all and if you once again will deceive the Fish will forgive you and forget, as she tend to forget everything ( I delude myself happy!)

Do not think, however, that Fish — a weak-willed being is unsinkable cruiser “Aurora, she does not sink under any circumstances , that is why you love the Fish not only Fish days…

Fantasy foodie will be shocked every day she appears in different forms and with different sauces — this herring under fur coat mink and unobtrusive Gobies in tomato sauce and cod liver is Nude, but on the weekends she will pamper you at your leisure basted eggs. Than not the shaking!

Lioness
(a holiday that is always with you)

When a woman Lev calls his sign, then everything becomes clear and it and do not have to call on cat eyes and red nails is seen with whom you are dealing.

The tiara is not compatible with the rags and mops, but if you wear the red lace underwear is not only laugh a Lioness, but will also give the opportunity to become a fan of it, wit is not in its unlimited limitations, and therefore to have in the Suite a couple of men — even clowns attractive. It’s her decorate. Actually, if you look, the chance to become her husband a little, and if money is strained, things really bad. This lady loves to splash out in a big way, and plans and order not like at all .

Her constant drug — compliments ( very strong dependence),fueled by flattery she spends her life in a stupor from itself and trying to sober her up, asks a rhetorical question:” Why should I humiliate myself? I’m the same person with whom I live the rest of your life”….Ofigivaet own ofiginal.

The lioness was born to make a fairy tale come true , so we need to start with expensive gifts. The strong smell of perfume in the theatre belongs to her. Speaking of theatre, this is her house, life is a game, and most importantly to applause was bigger. Also on the stage of life she is going to flirt with every guy you meet solely for the sake of adoration and admiration. This is the aim of all its merits. External sexuality has nothing to do with the inner world, there as a king’s mummy covered for centuries and mould the soul reclines thereof, and cursed be he who disturbs her peace.

No, it is necessary to give due — she’s a generous and may even give you something from his master’s shoulder, when suddenly it was unlucky to marry this act would be considered as too generous, although however ,non-committal.

It is a rumor that she is loving… Guess three times, what position she has sex with a man? Right , sitting at the top, so the crown fell.

In love, it shows your totem on all cylinders: playing like a cat with her lover, she loses interest in him and half-dead mouse remains there where he lay. Cannibalism she did not suffer, but the boredom of running like the plague. In between hunting and love of the Lioness resting idly, mostly on couches or office couches , if you ask about her Hobbies, she’ll tell you: “I like handsome men, Apple pie and the name of Roland”.

Virgin
(the art of being a man or a platinum chip)

Terribly photogenic, and basically a miniature ( for old age, sometimes spread), Virgo is a certain danger. Call it a smart means to underestimate her, she’s brutally intelligent in her brain someone by mistake embedded chip, which instantly calculates all.

Virgo is an upgraded blend of the Cyborg, Robocop, the lawnmower man, the library, Lenin and Cinderella, she clearly knows when and what kind of ball she has to keep up. Virgo — it’s not simple mechanics — electronics of the future, because in addition to the instant of calculation, it still has a tremendous sense of smell, so don’t stand in all of this , step back and smell will go together with you! This young lady can be called a victim of minor details, but showing her your sympathy, it is desirable not to caress, not a slap on the back , and especially below, the familiarity she doesn’t like.

Her analytical skills in the field of men see it as a foreign object, in the case of marriage with him he will remain a foreign object in its territory. But before you get married, the selection of the applicant is in a queue and the points : the amount of money in the Bank, apartment size, car make , weight, color, the brain ( although this is not the most important thing), you can just education, proof of health, but let’s not about sad. She’s got instructions, even the use of a condom. When you finally admit to the body, in response to a kiss, she might notice that you’re kissing not only the lips , but a little teeth, and in General , she says:”people are animals, too, but we are the only one who can copulate face to face”, quietly undress and calmly perform the conjugal duty. And what else? Conjugal duty is performed for the first time! Corruption would not be tolerated, but to build a strong family sex have , she read about it in Japanese magazines. Sex is something that the VIRGIN cannot be controlled, because the resulting consequences sex is so depressing, that she sees it as a necessity given in sensation, as the existence of protein molecules, but not as a theory of torsion fields in the future.

However, in daily life it is simple and Executive , for her love our smaller brothers, the Scorpions, only they are subject to this gray computer mouse, they can complement each other, in other combinations, buggy…

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