Joke of the day: a farmer is sitting in the pub drinking whiskey and gloomy

That was a bust!

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A farmer is sitting in the pub drinking whiskey and gloomy, informs Rus.Media.

– Hey, Joe! Why are you so sad?

And you wouldn’t believe the bill… Milked a cow, and when the bucket was almost full, she kicked the left leg and spilling everywhere.

Oh, the misfortune!

– No, you wouldn’t believe the bill… Tied her left leg to a pole, milking again. The bucket is almost full and then she vzbryknula right – and again, all is shed.

– So what?

– No, you wouldn’t believe the bill… Tied right foot to pole, again milked, and when the bucket is almost full – she kicks it tail.

– Also a small mountain!

– But you’re not going to believe this, bill! The rope I have left. Removed the belt, tied her tail up higher – and then I had his pants around his ankles.

– What?

– And would you believe, bill. Right this minute she comes in!

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