Joke of the day: a guy came from the Jew to borrow money

Brilliant!

Анекдот дня: прийшов мужик у єврея гроші займати

Ivan comes to Abram and says:

– Listen, Abram, take a dollar, a month later, I’ll give you two, and the Deposit will leave the axe. Agree?

Abram:

– Of course! Takes the axe and gives Ivan a dollar, informs Rus.Media.

Ivan takes the dollar gets to the door and then Abraham says to him:

– Look, Ivan, you will be hard through the month to give two dollars?

– Yes, it would be hard.

Abram:

– So half can give right now.

Ivan returns the dollar goes goes and thinks: no dollar, no ax, the dollar still needs to give, and above all, damn…. all right.

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