Joke of the day: a woman asked for something strange for her 80th birthday, what he did her husband – brilliant

That’s a present!

Анекдот дня: жінка попросила щось дивне на своє 80-річчя, те, що зробив її чоловік - геніально

I asked my wife what she wants as a gift on his 80th birthday, informs Rus.Media.

“I’d like to get my eight…” she said.

So on the day of her birth, I woke her up early in the morning, and we went to the local amusement Park.

What a day! I took her on every ride in the Park: “Slide of death”, “Blatant loop”, the “Wall of fear” everything. Wow! Five hours later we staggered out of the Park, her head dangled, and the stomach turned over.

I took her to McDonald’s and placed an order along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then we went to the movies.

It was not the day, and a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she staggered and fell into bed.

I leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, honey, as you go back to your eight?”

She opened one eye and said, “I meant my dress size, you silly old sod”.

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