That’s a present!
I asked my wife what she wants as a gift on his 80th birthday, informs Rus.Media.
“I’d like to get my eight…” she said.
So on the day of her birth, I woke her up early in the morning, and we went to the local amusement Park.
What a day! I took her on every ride in the Park: “Slide of death”, “Blatant loop”, the “Wall of fear” everything. Wow! Five hours later we staggered out of the Park, her head dangled, and the stomach turned over.
I took her to McDonald’s and placed an order along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then we went to the movies.
It was not the day, and a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she staggered and fell into bed.
I leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, honey, as you go back to your eight?”
She opened one eye and said, “I meant my dress size, you silly old sod”.