That’s the situation!
Lady comes in a fashionable jewelry store. She looks around, sees a beautiful diamond bracelet and place to get a closer look, informs Rus.Media.
When she bends over to see the bracelet, she accidentally farts. Very excited, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that the seller has not appeared right now.
When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. But the guy showed real professionalism, and without the slightest smile, greeted the lady: “Good day, Madam. How can we help you?”
Very uncomfortable, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there during her little “accident”, she asks, “Sir, how much for this wonderful bracelet?”
He replied: “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, I’m afraid you just procerites when I tell you the price”.