Joke of the day: a woman woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband not in bed

Sorry man!

Анекдот дня: жінка прокинулася посеред ночі, і виявила, що її чоловіка немає в ліжку

The woman woke up and found that her husband wasn’t in bed. She put on her Bathrobe and went downstairs to find him, informs Rus.Media.

She found him in the kitchen with a Cup of hot cocoa. He seems to be about something serious, they just stared at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eyes.

“What’s the matter, honey?” – she whispered, entering the room: “Why are you here at this hour?”

The man looked into his Cup: “Today is the 20th anniversary of the day when we met.”

She couldn’t believe he remembered and began too cry.

The man continued, “do you remember 20 years ago when we started Dating, I was 18 and you were only 15?”, – he said solemnly.

Again, the wife was moved to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

“Yes, I remember,” she replied.

The man stopped… the Words came to him very easily.

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”

“Yes, I remember,” said his wife, dropping into the chair beside him.

The man continued.

“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, “will You marry my daughter, or I will make sure that you spend the next 20 years in prison?”

“I remember that too”, – she said quietly…

He sighed and wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “I’d quit”.

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