Joke of the day: came rich on the hunt for a bear

So the bear!

Анекдот дня: приїхав багатій на полювання на ведмедя

Came to the rich man in the hunt for a bear.

Jeep hammer, special camouflage, fancy gun with optical sight, night vision Comes to the forest and meet him, the man in sandals, a fur hat and padded jacket – a typical village drunk:

Oh, darling, where are you going?

The rich man:

– A bear!

– So it is a thankless job… a Bear – the OWNER! On it my grandfather with a spear walked, the father with a spear went.., informs Rus.Media.

– Oh, look! This machine – even an elephant will kill you!.. Optics, bullets from armored core…

He said it and went into the forest. Drunk, drags a hand-rolled cigarette:

– TA-a-AK, now the forest walk at all dangerous… the bear was there and so was two spears, and now the machine even will!

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