It is not surprising that men live less than women.
Wife comes home, and the husband sits at the battery with his head bandaged, informs Rus.Media.
The wife asks:
– Basil, honey that taboy?
– Invented a new method of making beer: Eat a kilo of sugar, Procopius a packet of yeast and warm all around the battery.
– Well, why his head is bandaged?
– And the roof ripped off.
After half an hour in the kitchen – the noise! Crackle!
Runs wife and asks:
– Vasily! What happened? Did you lose your mind?
– What the hell! No, the bottom knocked out.