Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on 10 APR 2018

Jokes for a good mood on April 10, 2018.

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Before the invention of anesthesia, the surgeons quickly became deaf.

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Member fell and could not get up, waiting for he who will help him …

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Happiness in money that do not need to be in prison.

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– Honey, I lost two pounds!

– Don’t forget to flush!

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– The accused! Why you hit man from a neighboring apartment?

– He secretly raised chickens! And this in a city apartment on the twelfth floor!

– What prevented you?

– I spent three months being treated by a psychiatrist, believing that the crow is a figment of my sick imagination.

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If two an Apple, and they swapped them – they still have one Apple.

If they have the idea, and they changed them – they now have two ideas.

If they have a secret, and they changed them – they have no more secrets.

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– Hello, police! I was abducted by aliens!

– Are you drunk?

– Yes, by coincidence.

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– Nicholas, you love bacon?

– Love.

– Then I’m all yours, baby!

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African wisdom: a gift elephant in the trunk do not look!

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A woman to keep a secret, even if it is not.

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We can’t leave, not yet started.

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And they lived like cat and dog. He protected her, she walked …

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I got a great man in the world! But modest.

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– Girl, you probably the beauty salon?

– So!

– It was probably closed?

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Fashion is something that quickly goes out of fashion.

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Brought to orgasm a woman – be sure to ask her name!

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Girls, the Ministry of health warns that alcohol abuse can cause a feeling that your ex-boyfriend glad to hear your voice at three in the morning.

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Grandmother at the door didn’t recognize the girl a new postman and left without a pension for September.

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In women it is necessary to invest! But the woman is different from a Bank? The woman disappears, when the money runs out and the Bank only gets more insistent.

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Want to understand a woman, get yourself a cat.

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Pharmacy. Turn. Enters a young man.

– Girl, I need condoms!

– There’s a queue.

– It’s urgent!

– You wrap or pull?

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Go 2 blondes. One says:

– Look, the dove is dead …

Second, lifting his head up:

– Where?

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