Jokes for a good mood on January 10, 2019.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
– The reason of your divorce?
– I learned that the owner of the apartment that we rented for two years, was himself!
– It’s brilliant!
Went outside, and there’s winter again. It is that every day now?
– Who is the most faithful four-legged friend?
Five year old Daniel asked what he wants to be:
– Danya, I want to be a pilot?
– No, they are broken…
– Well, then, captain?
– No, they sink…
– Well, what then?
I’ll be the mattresses to do!
– Do – lay, do – lay…
Citizens! Who forgot the bag with the jelly in the foyer of the Opera?
Sometimes I dream this nightmare I’m in school, write an algebra quiz. Fortunately, I quickly Wake up in a rented one-room apartment with two loans…
Why Syrian refugees fleeing to Europe and not to Russia?
Because they were scared, not crazy.
– Why did you run away from the marriage from the bride?
– She came with the order “Mother-heroine”!
All my childhood house there lived a cat, when he died, my parents make me feel better, said he got married and he now lives with his wife. I believe and sincerely wished him happiness…
The fact that in 32 years I’m still not married, just means that statistically I avoided his first divorce.
– Honey, don’t worry! Really you’re not fat!
– Why do you think I’m upset about your weight?
– Well, how… it’s obvious!
There are no ugly men, they get a little money…
– Where are you going, Prince Ivan? – In the open field. My father told me from a bow to shoot, at whose yard the boom is down there and the bride to take…
– A grenade to an arrow why screwed?
– Passion as to marry does not want!.
I don’t know how they were able to break the password on my laptop?
– What’s your password?
– The year of the canonization of St. Dominic by Pope Gregory IX.
– And what year was this?