Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on 14 February 2019

Jokes for a good mood on 14 February 2019.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 14 лютого 2019 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.

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We select the best coffee beans, and the rest sent to You!

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– Yesterday, three unidentified men attacked a citizen and burned his passport, now unknown four.

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Password as cognac, the more stars, the better.

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Giving flowers to your ladies every day! And they are nice and you don’t have to remember your joint date.

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– Rozochka, and the truth is that you Simon left?
Oh, downright abandoned! He did even raise failed!

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The next day after the wedding:
– Honey, I no longer call her a goddess?
Sorry, honey, I became an atheist!

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Sit tired of lying tired songs tired of the silence tired, on the street does not want to sit at home not want to…

Soul needs something new and it needs nothing.

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They live in poverty. Cheese with mold, a car without a roof, a phone with no buttons, old wine…

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It depends on what you have complexes. If you have a missile system, then let the other nervous.

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Say, if you popped a pimple you fell in love. Judging from my face, somewhere there is a sect who worship me.

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Customs does not take bribes – she catches them!

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Women, unlike men, gifts are not fussy: diamonds so diamonds, fur coat, so the coat, the car machine.

This guy can color socks not to fall.

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Do not go girls married! Married is not fun. The underwear is not washed. Then don’t hang out there.

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Better a bird in the hand than the pigeon on the head.

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If you haven’t taught your parrot to scream the phrase: “Help! They turned me into a parrot!”, you are wasting your time.

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– And yet, according to the rules of our company, you owes nothing to disclose the amount of your pay.
– Yes, I actually was not going to disgrace.

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Wife young so lit, now just frustrating.

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Lived-were the grandfather and the woman. While they are receipts for rent, electricity and gas is not brought.

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Before the wedding can be everything, and after the wedding and you can still get a divorce!

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Experienced fortune teller, when visitors call her in the door, asks the question “who’s there?” and immediately says, “well, there you are!”.

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He opened a Bank account and started saving for a rainy day. After 10 years, black is the day – the Bank went bankrupt.

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We live in a country where sushi and pizza arrive faster than an ambulance and the police.

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Tell someone there are billions of stars and he’ll believe you.

Tell him a bench painted, and she was going to touch her, to be sure.

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In figure skating the best support by sponsors.

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