Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on 9 January 2019

Jokes for a good mood on 9 January 2019.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 9 січня 2019 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.

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Over the years, a better understanding of how accurate were the mistakes of youth.

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Wife – husband:
– You don’t understand!
– As I understand you, if you just visibale your eyebrows, and is now standing in front of a mirror and draw a new one!?

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– What is the end of the holidays from the end of the world?
– After the end of the world no such men.

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Your life – your cocktail. That are mixed, and drink it.

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In any unclear situation with a woman – keep pouring wine.

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Managers lower-level bowl, and middle – of tennis, and top managers spend their time on Golf courses. And what follows from this? The higher the position, the less balls.

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I love visits to his hometown. A day of rest here charges for the years of hard work anywhere, just not here.

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At the lesson of botany.

The teacher asks, what is the most favorable time for gathering apples:

Peter: – August.

Tanya – September.

Vovochka: – When the dog is attached.

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Daughter going on a first date.

Mother checking her says

– Docha, wear clean underwear.

– Well, mom, he’s in our first meeting, do not climb under her skirt!

Mother:

– When I was your age was not so negative.

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“Don’t want to go home, there’s still lessons to do…” grumbled mother, going to work.

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The enraged Sergeant ran into the barracks and yells:

– What a bastard 5 minutes ago I told my girlfriend at the entrance that each patch represents a child?

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In 20 years on the job: “I know everything! I’m a… break it up, I’ll do it!”.

In 40 years, ” why bother… there is so much specialists! Let them do… “

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– Mr. Prime Minister, to achieve breakthrough development and improve the welfare of citizens increasing the retirement age cannot be the engine of the economy, it is more logical to increase productivity, employment, create new production capacity, new sources of wealth.

– What’s this now? Don’t speak in riddles.

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On winter vacation I had planned to meet with the people I love. It turned out that most of all I love to sleep.

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