Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on January 13, 2019

Jokes for a good mood on 13 January 2019.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 13 січня 2019 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.

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– Dad, tell me a story, please…
– Well, all right, son, listen! Tomorrow I will come home early and sober, happy and smiling as Carlson, with a huge bouquet of flowers for mom and a new bike for you…

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January 8, winter, night, cold. On a snowy road is the traffic COP. Rushing towards the jeep. He slows down, walks closer and sees it as the two big boys.
– What is it?
Policeman:
– I… to pokolyadovat?

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Old New year is not a holiday. This is a shot in the liver!

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There is a tradition to celebrate the New year and drink away the Old…

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Policeman stops a car exceeding a speed limit.
– Where you so hurry? he asks the driver.
Home. We met Old New year with friends, I’m a little late. The wife is worried.
– But now may?
– Therefore in a hurry.

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Mom, dad coffee towel white shed. to soak it or something?

The father did not touch. And a towel in the car come on, the night will understand.

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– Doctor, what is the perfect height with my weight?

– Four meters.

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Yeah I got drunk on purpose! Just buy are washed.
– What did you buy?
– Like what? A bottle of vodka.

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We live in an amazing time: a plumber, who came to you to fix the toilet, wears brought bahli and priavcy on call doctor is in the apartment, without removing dirty shoes.

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Every person sooner or later have to get married!
In the end, happiness is not important in life…

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The sorceress was Vasilisa.

Wag right sleeve – lake, wave – left – swans on the lake are sailing, wave another 200 grams – hallucinations more difficult…

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Every time I look at the famous “moonwalk” by Michael Jackson, when he would go forward, but actually moved back, I was trying to figure out what this reminds me of. Finally, came. Our economy, which is rising up.

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Strange, we the people: we are ready to get around the city, and then napavine collapse on the couch and think: good thing I went to that store and I was able to save the hryvnia on the milk carton.

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– You’re too fat!

– I’m just big-boned!

Never seen a bone with the sides hanging down.

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Men, remember: a woman is the only bad habit that can leave you myself.

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If you do not become Miss universe, what sense do smarten up?!

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When you quarrel, and then reconciled, and the next day cannot remember why were fighting – that is true love!

However, multiple sclerosis manifests as well.

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