Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on January 8, 2019

Jokes for a good mood on January 8, 2019.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 8 січня 2019 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.

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I understand that birds fly South in winter. I don’t understand why they come back.

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A man came to visit a sick friend. My wife warned that her husband was very bad, and that sour face of a friend will frustrate the patient and worsen his condition.
Fun guest entered the room of the patient and cheerfully shouted:
– Well, how? Die?!

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Realized that growing up: crepes work better, people believe less and less, old movies seem better new, your mom stronger, to the heart take closer, wear a hat more often…

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– I am a modest person, so the press with cubes of muscles hiding under the fat.

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The office of the chief of police.
– Report, major, that we have in the Bank robbery?
– All right, comrade Colonel, we’re in the clear.

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About the reasons of appearance of cholesterol in vegetable oil – just not all the mice managed to catch out of the feedstock.

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I realized that New year I met a very bored today near the entrance of a completely blue body turned to me with a question:
– And what today year?!

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If you have forgotten houses the passport – then, like as not the citizen.
And if you forgot the phone already and not a person.

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Sclerosis is when she falls in love without memory, and who don’t remember.

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– When is your birthday?
– Second of December.
– Can not be!
– What can not be?
– That year, there were two Dec!

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The Golden wedding my husband open up with friends
– Oh, if you knew how many husbands I cuckolded!
His wife says:
– Hmm, I just one.

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Wife went on a business trip. Husband woke up the baby and brought him into the garden. Come to one, and say to them:
– It’s not our baby!
Come to another – the same story. Sit in the bus, drive there the child says:
– Dad, another school and I’ll be late for school!

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And my grandmother is still in the pantry is a new VCR Sony, which it is, as promised, will give to me on wedding…

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In India dolphins are recognized personalities and has banned dolphinariums.
That would have passengers reserved seat recognized by the people and forbade reserved seat.

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Little Dylan gets angry at her younger brother because he slowly dressed. Asks the mother:
Why is he younger than me?
– Because he was born too late.
– You see, he was digging!

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