Jokes for a good mood on January 8, 2019.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
I understand that birds fly South in winter. I don’t understand why they come back.
A man came to visit a sick friend. My wife warned that her husband was very bad, and that sour face of a friend will frustrate the patient and worsen his condition.
Fun guest entered the room of the patient and cheerfully shouted:
– Well, how? Die?!
Realized that growing up: crepes work better, people believe less and less, old movies seem better new, your mom stronger, to the heart take closer, wear a hat more often…
– I am a modest person, so the press with cubes of muscles hiding under the fat.
The office of the chief of police.
– Report, major, that we have in the Bank robbery?
– All right, comrade Colonel, we’re in the clear.
About the reasons of appearance of cholesterol in vegetable oil – just not all the mice managed to catch out of the feedstock.
I realized that New year I met a very bored today near the entrance of a completely blue body turned to me with a question:
– And what today year?!
If you have forgotten houses the passport – then, like as not the citizen.
And if you forgot the phone already and not a person.
Sclerosis is when she falls in love without memory, and who don’t remember.
– When is your birthday?
– Second of December.
– Can not be!
– What can not be?
– That year, there were two Dec!
The Golden wedding my husband open up with friends
– Oh, if you knew how many husbands I cuckolded!
His wife says:
– Hmm, I just one.
Wife went on a business trip. Husband woke up the baby and brought him into the garden. Come to one, and say to them:
– It’s not our baby!
Come to another – the same story. Sit in the bus, drive there the child says:
– Dad, another school and I’ll be late for school!
And my grandmother is still in the pantry is a new VCR Sony, which it is, as promised, will give to me on wedding…
In India dolphins are recognized personalities and has banned dolphinariums.
That would have passengers reserved seat recognized by the people and forbade reserved seat.
Little Dylan gets angry at her younger brother because he slowly dressed. Asks the mother:
Why is he younger than me?
– Because he was born too late.
– You see, he was digging!