The man was shocked to see this man in his bedroom. But then his wife said it!

Suddenly!

Чоловік був шокований, побачивши цього чоловіка в своїй спальні. Але потім його дружина сказала це!

Tom came home drunk, kissed his sleeping wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. Suddenly he woke up and saw in front of the bed an elderly man dressed in a white robe, reports Rus.Media.

“What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? And who are you?” — he asked.

“It’s not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you’re in heaven.”

“What do you want to say that I’m dead?! I don’t want to die, I’m too young!”, — said Tom. “I want you immediately sent me back.”

“It’s not easy,” said St. Peter. “You can go back, but only in the form of a dog or chicken. The choice is yours”.

Tom thought about it for a while and realized that being a dog is too tiring but a hen probably is pleasant and relaxed life.

“I want to come back as a chicken,” replied Tom.

And in the next second he was in the poultry yard, is really covered in feathers. But now he felt his ass if he’s torn. Then along came the rooster.

“Hey, you, perhaps, new chicken, which I was told by Saint Peter?”, he said. “How do you like being a hen?”

“Well, I think, not bad, but it looks like my ass is about to explode”.

“Ah!” said the cock. “You should probably lay an egg”.

“How to do it?”, — asked Tom.

“Twice straining, and then be angry that there are forces”.

That double-strained and immediately blew a big egg which fell to the ground.

“Wow,” said Tom. “It was very good!”

And again he stiffened and cringed. And the earth fell another egg. The third time, when he strained, he heard his wife shouts:

“For God’s Sake! Wake up! You shit in bed!”

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