Your zodiac sign tell me what kind of dog are you most like

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Women love to compare with the kitties, and we sincerely don’t understand why! Seals are all the same! Whether it is a dog.

Want to know what you dog zodiac sign? Read our interesting horoscope!

Capricorn — German shepherd

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Reference service dog: no work withers and dries, loses the wool and the meaning of life. Their work, characteristically, will not do: sneaker may bring, and with your circus go-ka you, you know, poodles. Not outstanding breeders its the berry taken out!

So to live with a dog is to live in constant work: training, training and again training. Where are you going? Standing, she said! To the foot! The stick throw, quick! On the other hand, it is certainly very disciplinarum. About as life with a young lady Capricorn. The only difference is that the German shepherd will one day retire, and Capricorn — figushki to you.

Aquarius — Jack Russell Terrier

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If the Jack Russell caught you red-handed (read here the paper when sobachenka for five minutes is not manipulative!) — will not get succeed. Would have to throw the ball and again throw the ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. There are, of course, the other option is you can throw a Jack Russell Terrier, in the sense in the lurch: he entertains himself, since he is a funny guy.

But we should remember that Jack Russell Terrier is not just a humourist, and a hunting dog, ready to dive into the hole to anyone and make it a fight. So if a Jack Russell will begin to entertain itself, there is a chance that you don’t like very much. In the sense — tortured corpses to hide. So you better throw him the ball. And go with Aquarius on the ice rink. And in fact it will be worse.

Fish — the Afghan hound

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She is very beautiful. No, not so: she is Very Beautiful. Afghan hounds are perfect dogs beautiful does not happen. And even that to maintain this beauty requires a tremendous amount of time and money, nobody is stopping you. For this you can bear!

However, Afghan hounds regularly took second place in the list of the dumbest dog breeds. Which, of course, untrue and wicked slander, Greyhound just wanted to spit on people, including the owners: bring me my bowl, slave, and get lost! Greyhounds just aren’t built to work with the person, they have other problems. While the Afghan hound is long and has no job except one: to decorate the world. They are the seals. Well, or Fish.”

Aries — Alabai

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A true friend in battle: the enemy will not let you, and your teammate’s back hide then, at the right moment to suddenly pop up and all bite. The dog, full of strength, courage and self-esteem. And truly the donkey’s stubbornness: if Alabai decided something, then so be it.

Willing to bet must first be moved seventy pounds alibeykoy the flesh, from tip of Tusk to tip of tail is specially designed to push the fierce wolves. So you’re saying nobody? Hmm. Alabai thought so. Lady Aries too.

Taurus — the Basset hound

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The honorable first place in the list of the most stupid dogs in the world! And the poor dogs, the most clumsy dogs, and the most useless of dogs. The Basset is almost unteachable.

Basset hounds always look like they said that the world will end in their eyes, all the sorrow of innocent humanity. The Basset did not want to do, they want to be the booty in a warm chair (Yes, and banish thence Basset is impossible — it is heavy and pretends that he is deaf). But in fact, Bassett is not a stupid dog. He’s just a hound. His head is so empty in order to fit the Trail.

If the Basset hound picked up a trail — he’s not leaving him until the end. And have him drag this track to the final point, because everything else he is now to the bulb. The bulls, incidentally, are exactly the same. Not in the sense of stupid, but in the sense of persistent, often even too much. The idea that lodged in their head, leads the bulls instantly from reality, all what they think of Taurus, when in his mind there is a plan how to do it, and anything else he shouldn’t! Amen.

Twins Siberian husky

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A terrible creature! Incredibly beautiful and extremely friendly. The combination of these qualities makes delicious all around from the first sight and forever fall in love with the husky. Haha, bought, bought!

Husky — no dog. Husky is an infernal joke of nature, a half-breed raccoon with d’artagnan. Let’s have fun, damn it! Let’s chase the cats, duel dogs, to steal from the stove a pot of soup and trolling the host.

And now, a song! For-you-Vay! In General, tolerate it all only for one reason, but we still do not know. But after all, somebody turns husky and lives with the Twins, right?

Cancer — collie

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Versatile dog: can mouth, can serve. Do not graze and do not serve, which is typical, can’t ever, even during sleep or at death. The main task of the collie to gather together all the herd and let him move in the right direction.

The herd itself, of course, no one asks whether it is in this very direction: bovids dissidents, rebels and other outcasts just for their own sirloin to know how sharp the teeth of their shepherd. On the other hand, if the shepherd — collie, that is the young lady with Cancer, you can relax and just chew everything else it taken care of. But chew carefully!

Leo — Yorkshire Terrier

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Glamorous sobachenka: frequenter of fashion shows and stylish parties, always perfectly trimmed and styled, handbag, in which she travels, sometimes is more expensive than sobachenka. But the main thing, however, is another thing all Yorkies are considered the most charming sobachenka in the world — they are not just very beautiful, and very brave. Oh, little brave heart.

And I want all the time to wear them on the handles and kiss. About and live girls-Lioness, and no one will ever know about their journey from rags to riches. As almost nobody knows about the dark past of York who were taken out to work in the garbage: Yorkie — born ratters, and rats most of all it was there.

Virgo — the giant Schnauzer

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To see the Schnauzer night in a dark alley — not very good. However, the Schnauzer is difficult to see, because he is strong, fast and devilishly tricky. And extremely fierce. This, however, few people realize, because the muzzle for riesenschnauzer no: lower beard, top, bangs, eyes can not see, facial expressions, too, and thinking about this black Ghost with the mouth of a crocodile — unknown to anyone at all. Including master.

But the owner is easy to train your dog because rizena smart and I love rules. In fact, the only reason they have all of us killed. Probably. Maybe. Who knows what they have there in mind — they are the same as Virgo: those, too, sitting silently with a blank expression. And then the helper falls down and cries: “take me to your eater!”

Libra — Chihuahua

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Near Chihuahua anyone feels a great character: she’s so small, so fragile, so defenseless sobachenka! In any unclear situation, you need to take her to handle and kiss the top of my head, otherwise it will start to shiver and look at you piteously piteously. This is not a dog that looks like a fairy.

Fragile feechka, which is threatening the whole world: dirty dog large, disgusting clumsy kids with blades, crafty crows and wild cats, are more like serial killers. And so little Chihuahua wants to kill them all. Slowly and painfully. Actually, only because of their pens and don’t put — as ladies-Weights. Yes, it’s really a dog. It’s three pounds of fury.

Scorpio — Doberman

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A demonic dog. Infernal beautiful and totally crazy. Go to the desired goal on the bodies of defeated enemies, and those who did not die of horror at the sight of her charming smiles, bite the head, without reducing the pace of the lynx.

Motto: “Dominate and humiliate”. However, all this applies only to strangers. With the family Dobermans as lady-Scorpions, allow yourself to be yourself: reference choleric hysteroid type. But charming is incredible!

Sagittarius — Staffordshire Terrier

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The world’s best companion! A really bad reputation does not prevent Staffordshire to stop up for a belt of Labrador in the matter of love for one’s neighbor: these same neighbors regularly yourself right noses, unable to bear meeting with iron forehead amorous sobachenka. Stafford always happy to walk? Yay! Swim? Yes, Yes, Yes, I’m coming! In the mountains? Woo-hoo! To carry the tire? Give me two! More than anything, Stafford loves people — any people: the foolish babies, evil pripodezdnyh grandmothers and strange-smelling slaves of the Aquavita.

Stafford — kindness itself, she’s really cute and very positive. He just wants to kill all the other Sobakina. All, you know its drawbacks. However, if the Stafford, as a Sagittarius, not to go with a haunting suggestions of love and friendship, can and will cost

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